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After a few years of married life, a man finds
that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor,
and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your
mind" and refers him to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits to the psychiatrist, the
shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could
possibly be cured." And he refers the man to a witch
doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He
throws some powder on a flame and there is a flash
with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says,
"This is powerful healing, but you can only use it
once a year!

All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise
for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch
doctor, "What happens when it's over?"

The witch doctor says, "All you or your partner
has to say is'1234' and it will go down. But be
warned: after that, it will not work again for another
year!"

The guy goes home, and that night he is so
excited and anxious to surprise his wife. He can't
wait to go to bed. They get in bed and he says, "123",
and just like magic, he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says, "What did you say
'123' for?"

:eek: :p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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