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    George Carlin on New Orleans, This pretty much sums it all up:

    > Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the > bull**** going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans... > First we would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, > Let's go through a few hurricane rules: (Unlike an earthquake, we know > it's...
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    Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads

    40-ish...........................49. Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Athletic.........................No breasts. Average looking..................Moooo. Beautiful........................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure...............On medication...
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    A Plan to Save Our Bankrupt Airlines

    TO: Federal Aviation Administration Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest suggestions: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants...
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    Post Turtle~!

    (Different way of thinking......) While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas Rancher (whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush...
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