Your favorite Simpson's Line

[sweetlu]

Mine is this:

"Newsflash LISA ! Bart is not a horse.

---Homer Simpson

 

[dreamliner77]

"I jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses." --Rod or Todd
"One problem at a time, one problem at a time boy." --Ned Flanders

 

[phascinator]

"My cats breath smells like cat food"
-Ralph Wiggam

 

[Moonwraith]

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a tower

-- Homer Simpson

 

[Electronic Punk]

Burns to vending machine:
"I'll have half a pound of toffees and leave them open I want them now...
... you've made a powerul enemy today my friend"

 

[LocKStocK]

"Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow?"
"Notice, I no longer say "libary" or "tomorrey"

----Homer Simpson

 

[VenomXt]

save me jebus!~ homer
im not not licking toads. ~homer

 

[Tittles]

Homer: "Ye Moe that team sure did suck last night... i mean i've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckyest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

I also like flanders gay hidely ho sayings.

Homer: Tv no beer makes homer go something something. Marge: Go crazy? Homer: dont mind if i do...blahblehlvlahlyvlhah

 

[Admiral Michael]

"Any Key, where's the any key?"

"Mmm Donut"

~ Homer Simpson

 

[dreamliner77]

"Me fail english, that's unpossible." -- Ralph Wiggum

 

[dreamliner77]

"Disco Stu's working pro bono"

 

[fitz]

There's way to many to list..

almost every episode has at least one line that's a classic..

 

[ray_gillespie]

Principle Skinner to Stephen Hawking:

"I don't like the tone of your voice..."

 

[dere]

In the episode when Principal Skinner is supposed to marry Miss Krabappel. Skinner runs out and Miss Krabappel comes out and asks Nelson a question and Nelson replies "Bro's before Hoe's!"

 

[Kush]

"eat my shorts"
"Doh!"

 

[sweetlu]

Ralph Wiggum: "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Willie to Skinner: "That's the last time you slap your willie around"

Home to self: "AAAH 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut...20 dollars can buy many peanuts...explain how...money can be exchanged for goods and services."

 

[VenomXt]

i thin evryone is forgetting "snakes natures quiters" ~homer hahahahahahah

 

[Lee]

In the Garden of Eden, by emmmm I Ron Butterfly (got that on mp3 b.t.w.).

I like Ralph he's lovely.

O.K. question, or should I say questions, nevermind that sketch from The Simpsons, but seriously, why did Ralph go from a 14 year old boy to a 7 year old as the episodes progressed and...why did Smithers go from being black/brown to white/yellow<==is ethnic grouping changed.

 

[ray_gillespie]

And why did Barney start out with blonde hair and become brown?

 

[Dublex]

Not sure about smithers, but they were still "tying down the look" for characters like Barney, Smithers, Wiggum etc according to the DVD commentaries.