Young Fireman

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    The fire fighter is working on the fire engine
    outside the station when he notices a little girl
    next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
    hung off the side, and a garden hose tightly
    coiled in the middle.

    The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and
    has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The
    fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.

    "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter
    says with admiration.

    "Thanks," the girl says.

    The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices
    the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar
    and to the cat's testicles.

    "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't
    want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if
    you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar,
    I think you could go faster."

    The little girl replied, "You're probably right,
    but then I wouldn't have a siren."

    :eek: :p
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User


    :D toooo good :p
  3. Glaanieboy

    Glaanieboy Moderator

    The Netherlands
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hahahaha... now that's funny. :p