Yay for nuns?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Elric, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. Elric

    Elric Guest

    A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab,
    and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She
    asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have
    a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend
    me. When you're as old as I am and have been
    a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
    see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
    there's nothing you could say or ask that I would
    find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
    kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
    about that: #1, you have to be single and #2
    you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes,
    I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
    "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He
    does and the nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss
    that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab
    driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the
    nun, why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied,
    I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and
    I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
     
  2. Tabula Rasa

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  3. 2z

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    He he he he

    that was sooo funny

    :p :p :p
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao:p