Working Women

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Jan 13, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Subject: Working Women

    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES--$50.00."

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

    Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

    "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

    So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

    The following day found the same cop in the same area when he noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

    Figuring he had an easy arrest, he decided to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

    "TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."
     
  2. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    Nice one :D :D
     
  3. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    Good one.... lol
     
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    gonaads, I hate to have to tell you this, but a peter in the UK is a safe. :D :D :D ...........but funnily enough, it meant the same as your gag, 60 years ago.

    Still a good one though matey. :D
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    But you are in Scottland not the U.K.??? :confused: :D :D


    I thought Peter was an Apostle? :p
     
  6. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Ahh! so you know the score eh gonaads!

    All Peters are apostles, apostle of rogues. :eek:
     
  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Now yer gettin it. :cool: