Work on the running engine

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

    The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."

    The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "

    The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.... .

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    He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".

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  2. vertigo

    vertigo OSNN Senior Addict

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    haha good point