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Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Hipster Doofus, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
    Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

    "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my!
    You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
    THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh NO! WHERE are we
    going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
    Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
    when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
    Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
    always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

    The wife stared at him. "What on earth is wrong with you?
    You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

    The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it
    feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

    :p :p
     
  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    In the name oif the Father, and the Son and the Holy Ghost!!!!:rolleyes:


    Been there - done that!!!:D
     
  3. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    Holy Crist, I know that woman, *^^^looks behind him^^^* and ****, there she is again............
     
  4. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    ROFL
    nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag :D