Saw this in another forum and figured some might get a kick out of it... I've got a friend who used to be a manager at a Burger King around here, and emailed the link to him. Still wondering what he'd have to say about this one http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/363.html Among part of the conv: Lady: "You're supposed to protect and serve..." Dispatcher: "What are we protecting you from, a wrong hamburger? Is it like this is a harmful cheeseburger? I don't understand what you want us to do." And before that "Ma'am, we're not going to send an officer out to escort your western style cheeseburger. There is no crimminal offence here..."