Witch Doctor.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Sep 29, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    I wrote this very slowly, as I know you don`t read very fast.


    A guy walks into his local Pub, after being away on holiday in Africa for a month.
    He says “Hello” to all his buddies, and then sits down at the table with them.
    Looking around very furtively, he pulls a tiny little piano out of his jacket, and then takes out a tiny little man and sits him at the piano.
    The little man starts to play tunes on the piano, and asks for any requests.
    After a while, when all his mates have gotten over the shock of this phenomenon, one of them asks “Where on earth did you get them”?
    He replied, “When I was on holiday in Africa, I happened to save the life of a small child, who was the son of a witch doctor, and he granted me any one wish of my choice”
    “So why did you ask for them?” said all his buddies.
    “I did`nt. It seems that the witch doctor was a little hard of hearing, now honestly, would I ask for a 12” pianist”
     
  2. Glaanieboy

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    I had to read it 12 times to understand. LOLWLMAO!
     
  3. ZAnwar

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    I got it the first time !
     
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    Pretty good...lol :D
     
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    Ha ha ha ha

    Nice

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    ha ha ha
     
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    LOL
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    crazyyyyy still