Wish I was 10 again

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

    Don't think I posted this one here before so here goes :D

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

    "I'd really love to be ten again," she replied wistfully.

    On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up,

    made her a nice big bowl of Frosties

    and then took heroff to their local Theme Park.

    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the

    Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller

    Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her

    head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving

    Husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a

    refreshing chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster,

    complete with a hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a

    huge bag of M&M's, her favourite sweets.

    What a time she had! Finally she wobbled home with her

    husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over

    his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

    "Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
    "You f______g idiot", she replied. "I meant my dress size."

    And the moral of the story:-

    Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
  2. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    I would never want to be 10 again!
  3. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

    Neither did see :D
  4. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

    How totally true this moral is.. but reading a story won't really teach you. You have to get married to truely experience the rich truth told here.

  5. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

    I've been married 17 years thanks :p
  6. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

    Elkhart, IN
    I have lived with my girl for so long we might as well be married, hold on one sec............... ok, she said that I was actually correct. Had to check. :p