Don't think I posted this one here before so here goes A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd really love to be ten again," she replied wistfully. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Frosties and then took heroff to their local Theme Park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving Husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster, complete with a hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a huge bag of M&M's, her favourite sweets. What a time she had! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You f______g idiot", she replied. "I meant my dress size." And the moral of the story:- Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.