Why Parents Get Grey Hair

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jewelzz, Feb 6, 2003.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees About an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper,

    "Hello?"

    "Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

    "Yes," whispered the small voice.

    "May I talk with him?"

    To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

    Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
    "Is your Mommy there?"

    "Yes," came the answer.

    "May I talk with her?"

    Again, the small voice whispered, "No."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the Boss asked the child, "Is anybody else there?"

    "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home,
    the Boss asked "May I speak with the policeman?"

    "No, he's busy," whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the firemen," came the whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like A helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

    In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle,

    "Me!"
     
  2. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    an old one... but as the saying goes... old is gold...

    :D
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha

    OMG

    the little bugger

    :D :D :D :D
     
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Thats a Jewel Jewelzz. :D :D
     
  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    hahaha, thats awsome :D
     
  6. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao:D
     
  7. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    lol....that is too funny
    lmao
     
  8. gothic

    gothic LinuXPert

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    Nice one.

    TOK:happy: :happy:
     
  9. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    LMAO! That is a very good one :)