Why dont some women understand?

[rushm001]

Well I bet you would love a roll in the hay with Angelina Jolie (if that how her name is spelt).

Now that's a woman god created for me. Just bad luck I am not rich enough for her. ;(

Copy that for Dido and me!

 

[Evil Marge]

I have a gaming buddy with the perfect wife. She spends more time online than he does and nags him about system upgrades. Sigh...

haha sounds exactly like me,my hubby has to fight me to get on And I know a lot more about computer than he does,if anything needs upgrading or fixing I do it

 

[Lee]

haha sounds exactly like me,my hubby has to fight me to get on And I know a lot more about computer than he does,if anything needs upgrading or fixing I do it

OMG I just met the perfect Woman, but can she cook pasta like momma used to make?

 

[Ezergeezer]

Hey Guys you'll love this!

Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates
4.2 , which I had used for years without any conflicts.

However, there are apparent incompatibilites between these two products
and the only solution appears to be to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound
turned "OFF" .

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
other applications, such as....
Lads night out 3.1 ,
Motor Racing 2.2 ,
and Playboy 6.1 (final release).

Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better.
A shareware beta-program, "Party girl 2.1" Had many bugs and left a
virus in my "hard drive", forcing me to shut down completely for several
weeks!

Eventually I tried girlfriend 2.0 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time,
only to discover that when these two systems "detected" each other they
caused... severe damage to all my Hardware.

Sensing a way out, I upgraded from Girlfriend 2.0 to Fiance' 1.0 , only
to find this product was a "trial offer" and had to be upgraded very
quickly to Wife 1.0 .

I did this largely because... Whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available
resources, it does come bundled with ..
Freesex -Plus
And... CleanHouse 2000 .

However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to
run.
For example......

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory, and
could not be deleted !, they would resurface, causing problems months
later.
Wife 1.0 also has an Automatic Diary Explorer , and E-Mail Porn Filter ,
and can without warning launch...
Photostrop and Whingezip.. thses later products have no help files and
require you to second guess the programming often with disasterous
results.

Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 "Bundle" that came with
the original system, needs updating regularly with..

ShoeShop Browser Pro'
and.. Hairstyle Express needs updating every other week at least.
It also conflicts with some of the new "games" i want to try, stating
that they are an "illegal operation" ?

When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my MSMoney programme it often crashes
or runs the system resources dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up programme called
Mother-In-Law "Final" Edition which cannot be turned off.

Recently I have been tempted to try Mistress 2002, but have been
informed that there are installation problems, for instance..

If Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2002 autoplaying, it will delete all
MSMoney files before uninstalling itself..

Has anyone tried Wife 2.0 ?

If so can I have some feedback on possible problems ?
Or should i just run, Motor Racing 3.0 and Playboy V7 ?

Great, I just loved this lol.

 

[Evil Marge]

OMG I just met the perfect Woman, but can she cook pasta like momma used to make?

Nope,I hate cooking.
I'm more into DIY and stuff.You won't find me slaving over the kitchen sink,you'll find me up to me elbows in flatpacks and computers

 

[ElementalDragon]

Lee.... who need's a woman to cook pasta and stuff? if you make good moneys, that's what an italian restaurant is for.

 

[Lee]

I tell you what Marge seems the ''bird'' every bloke needs. I would never trust a woman to cook, I would enjoy watching her dressed in a short skirt clambering up a ladder to change the outside porch light bulbs.

I will wake up soon, I am sure this is all a dream.

BTW the pasta thing was a sarcastic dig, I hate pasta. I am a chip buttey man.

{I have gone gargar and doey eyed now ! }

 

[Bootsy]

Glad I ran into this thread. I got my girlfriend hooked on Unreal Tournament (original) a while back and that was that...I had to build her her own powerhouse system so she could whoop my ass on LAN (at the time it was better than my system hehe...sigh...). All in all its great tho, we play UT 2004 online together sometimes. Having a partner who digs what you dig is great, but all you need is a partner that understands what you dig and why you dig it and you're set.

and no she can't cook to save her life

 

[Evil Marge]

I tell you what Marge seems the ''bird'' every bloke needs. I would never trust a woman to cook, I would enjoy watching her dressed in a short skirt clambering up a ladder to change the outside porch light bulbs.

I will wake up soon, I am sure this is all a dream.

BTW the pasta thing was a sarcastic dig, I hate pasta. I am a chip buttey man.

{I have gone gargar and doey eyed now ! }

Nah I don't like pasta either,but I love chip butties with loads of tomato sauce

 

[Bootsy]

for all us yanks, wtf are chip butties?

 

[Evil Marge]

chips or fries as you call them in a bun

 

[Lee]

for all us yanks, wtf are chip butties?

Heaven. bit of tomato sauce, better with HP brown though.

Crusty bread with margarine (butter some like) thick doorsteps uncut bread,
with thick crispy chips, made into chip buttey's aka chip sandwiches.
Chips have to be Maris Piper, best chips on the planet.

 

[Bootsy]

I think I understood that...sounds good, i think

 

[X-Istence]

Nope,I hate cooking.
I'm more into DIY and stuff.You won't find me slaving over the kitchen sink,you'll find me up to me elbows in flatpacks and computers

You looking for a male "mistress"?

I can cook, and love computers!

 

[Lee]

You looking for a male "mistress"?

I can cook, and love computers!

You're either her master or her submissive, as Marge wears the trousers, (pants) I guess you'll be the submissive.

(Marge) O.K. slave boy go cook my breakfast. (X-Istence, in a beat down voice, yes mistress).

 

[Evil Marge]

haha
I already have a male mistress I married him.He's the cook of the house, but I wouldn't say no to another one

 

[Vetrius]

rofl... such a player marge... no input from Jewelzz on this thread?

 

[Lee]

speaking about Jewelzz I guess she has a bloke as she don't post that much no more.

 

[Jewelzz]

Just busy Lee, I'll go through it on my next day off, then comment

 

[Vetrius]

sure... day off.... mmhmm....