Why Computers Sometimes Crash.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Smokie, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
    and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
    then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house
    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
    and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
    and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
    then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM

    Quickly turn off the computer; Go out! Leave the thing at home!
     
  2. Zooker

    Zooker OSNN Addict

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    Good one, Smokie!! hahahahahahaha:D
     
  3. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Awesome!!! :D :D
    I really love this.

    /me brings up Notepad and gets ready for Ctrl+C Ctrl+V :p
     
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Damn! The man`s a poet, and didn`t know it. :D :D

    Nice one Smokie.
     
  5. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    Sweet

    :p :p :p
     
  6. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao well done smokie:D:D
     
  7. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Beautifully , bravo bravo!!!

    /me cries tears of joy, this is a masterpiece :D :D :D
     
  8. Smokie

    Smokie A Proud Australian

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    I have to say that I didn't write this poem, it was sent to me but there was no name of the person that penned it..