Who's phone is this?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Dec 8, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in he room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$65,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
    astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?
     
  2. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    Don't mean to offend anyone, but was the woman on the fone a blonde?
    How can she not recognise her husband's voice?
     
  3. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Thats not the point lol
    jokes dont need to make sense :p
    LOL ;)
     
  4. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    i know.. just curious. :D
     
  5. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    *slaps ming with a pedantic kipper* perhaps it's a bad quality phone.

    Anyway, good funny :D
     
  6. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    image the boss was listening to the conversation and it turned out that the fone belonged to him. hehe :p
     
  7. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    Maybe her phone line gets messed up when it rains or snow melts so then it makes a buzzing sound. :D
     
  8. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    yeah, could be a motorola :p
     
  9. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    hey my phone resembles that remark!!

    Its sound is better than my nokia.
     
  10. Elektro Slime

    Elektro Slime Harware Guru

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    hey nice one!
     
  11. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  12. loool they had a skit like that on a lebanese show 2 yrs ago was funny by then and it's funny now never gets old :D