Who Said That???

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by gonaads, Dec 19, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    They're totally full of crap, whoever they are

    Now Who the Hell Said That?"

    1. "With a healthy dose of fear and violence, and a lot of money for projects, I think we can convince these people that we are here to help them."

    Who?--Lt. Colonel Nathan Sassaman, battalion commander of the forces occupying Abu Hishma, Iraq, explaining a plan to keep the village safe by encircling it in a wall of barbed wire.

    2. "The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."

    Who?-- Donald Rumsfeld, articulating his frustration at the Coalition's inability to find Hussein's fabled Weapons of Mass Destruction.

    3. "Wal-Mart is the greatest thing that ever happened to low-income Americans."

    Who?--A. W. Michael Cox, chief economist of the Federal Reserve Bank in Dallas.
    B. W. Michael Cox, a man who obviously never tried to run a household paid minimum wage with little or no benefits.
    C. W. Michael Cox, a man whose portfolio apparently includes absolutely no Kroger, Safeway, Jewel or Albertson's stock.
    D. All of the above.

    4. "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

    Who?--California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    5. "We know there are known knowns: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

    Who?--Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld during a briefing on Iraq.

    6. "Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."

    Who?--Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld, when questioned as to why the Pentagon refuses to provide kill figures for enemy combatants.
     
  2. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    4. "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

    Who?--California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.


    now thats funny :)
     
  3. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    Nice one for your 10000th! :p
     
  4. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    5. "We know there are known knowns: there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns: that is to say we know there are things we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

    Who?--Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld during a briefing on Iraq.



    now my heads hurting ...time for bed :p
     
  5. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    never noticed that


    congrats [Buster] gonaads
     
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Yeah, though I would do it in style. :D





    THANK YUUUU... GOOD NITE. :p
     
  7. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I hate SPAM :mad:

    congrats ya knob :D
     
  8. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    #2 is the only one that I understand.

    The rest is just too funny.
     
  9. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    Classic stuff :D