Where Are U From?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Where Are U From?


    A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie
    theater. As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said,
    "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats. Didn't you learn any
    manners? Where did you come from?"

    The man looked up helplessly and said, "The balcony!"
     
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    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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