What’s your religion then? I’m a moron or so I’m told, we can have as many wives as I can support = 0. I also believe in the famous religion called “alcohism” the ancient study of the stars. My current religion is called agnostic bastard. This gives you the chance to criticise everyone else whilst remaining totally immune from blame. We have many politicians in our chaplets and seaside hotels where we provide selective “company” to further our cause for humanity as our religion has to make a profit to reproduce. We believe in the death penalty so long as it’s never implemented, freedom so long as it does not impede on my financial situation and the rule of law as long as it supports my companies financial success. We stand against direct taxation, wars, racism, poverty and victimisation. We are in fact you.