What not to do during "Return of the King"

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  1. delta4s

    delta4s BLACK HAWK ALOFT

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    What NOT to do during "Return of the King."

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

    2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

    3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

    4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

    5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

    6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

    7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

    8. [edit] line removed due to possible spoiler :) I know I know... read the bloody book.. but still :cool: - Sazar

    9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

    10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

    11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

    12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

    13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

    14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

    15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

    16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

    17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

    18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

    19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

    20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

    21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
     
  2. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    lmao

    now currently crapping pants with laughter

    edit - just to annoy people #8 is really good ;)
     
  3. delta4s

    delta4s BLACK HAWK ALOFT

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    ah it may have been a bit of a spoiler. well, read the book.
     
  4. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

    6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

    LOL :)

    Those are all great.
     
  5. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    fcuking genius!
     
  6. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Excellent!.
    I love numbers 11, and 18 ...:cool:
     
  7. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao :D
     
  8. macromp

    macromp the retarded one

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    was number 8 something to do with gollum?
     
  9. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    I cannot say


    I think I am going to do 3 once the last one is out on DVD and get all my housemates to watch all three films, end up completely wasted
     
  10. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    they have all 3 @ my local imax early next year :)

    /me gonna get wasted before goin down :D
     
  11. Optikal

    Optikal your long lost brother

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    HAHAHA ... HAhaha ... haha . . hah.. cough cough. plop.

    :D
     
  12. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    oooh errr
     
  13. delta4s

    delta4s BLACK HAWK ALOFT

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    yeah No.8 was something about Gollum, Frodo and the scene on Mt. Doom.
     
  14. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Go see it on Shrooms. :p