What makes life 100%

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Mar 22, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    What Makes Life 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100%?

    If

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

    as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then,

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

    And look how far .........

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    will take you.
     
  2. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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  3. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Seen this before, but it's always fun to read again :D
     
  4. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    heh!
    I should remember this!
     
  6. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao i got to remember this for later :D :D :D



    -Bert