What kills.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 7, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    (A) People in Japan eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or American people.

    (B) On the other hand, French people eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    (C) Japanese people drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    (D) Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    (E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you!
     
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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  4. O_o

    O_o Guest

    Si?
     
  5. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    kirrie

    Do you subscribe or frequently visit www.curlydavid.com????

    I have been laying low and reading your funnies for the last week and they sound very familiar.

    I do subscribe to Curly David's daily mailing and if you don't and you can stomach the "mature theme" (normally rated XX 1/2) you will enjoy it!

    Cheers!
     
  6. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Hi damnyank, No, in all honesty, I have never heard of it.

    It`s just the miss spent life I have led, all 70 yrs of it, but thanks for the tip, I`ll have a shufftie at it. :) :cool: