What... in... the... world ???????

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Sazar, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    What... the... fudge...

    How the hell can the guy be a "boy friend" if she's been on the crapper for 2 years and hasn't moved?

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  2. Dark Atheist

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    you would have thought he would have get her out of their when there was no more clean dishes
     
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  3. tdinc

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    That is seriously FUBAR :eek:

    I would suspect that the boyfriend has a screw loose also to let that happen....WOW
     
  4. Aprox

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    Maybe she just had to camp it out? Sheesh guys, be a little more sensitive. :p
     
  5. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    WTF?! There's something definitely wrong with the world today.
     
  6. Dark Atheist

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    where did he tip his skip, if she was on the bog for two years ?
     
  7. kcnychief

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    I just hope they had at least 1.5 bathrooms in that joint or she would be really smelly by now :p
     
  8. AllWeatherGal

    AllWeatherGal Not Just for Fair Weather Political User Folding Team

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    *chuckle*

    This story reminds me of an early Nip/Tuck episode where the boys tried to surgically remove a woman from the sofa she'd grown into after sitting there for several years. She was hundreds of pounds. Had truly never left it for years and her husband did everything for her but her nails, which was her daughter's job.

    She died. Too much blood lost as they tried to separate flesh from nylon fiber.

    And that's how I remember to push myself away from that last piece of cake.
     
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  9. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    just tell yourself the cake is a lie :)
     
  10. Grandmaster

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    Quite possibly... THE MOST****ED UP STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD.

    WTF!
     
  11. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    About the cake being a lie?! I know...


    :p
     
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  12. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    or is it a lie about the lie ?? :rolleyes:
     
  13. madmatt

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    Ha, ha, ha. Awesome!
     
  14. unknownsoul

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    That was based off a real woman who sat down and never moved from the chair she was sitting in. Her skin grew into the fabric, and they had to take the chair with her when she died. I saw some of the pics, and it was more than a bit disturbing.
     
  15. Bman

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    wtf for sure, how can someone be in the same place that long, let alone a toliet
     
  16. Dark Atheist

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    might have been constipated and didn't want to take the chance of leaving in case someone got her seat :p
     
  17. unknownsoul

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    she was in the seat for years, and she just went do the toilet where she sat.
     
  18. Dark Atheist

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    you know how hard it is to get a good seat :rolleyes: