A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.' He gets her name, address and social security number and then asks, 'What is your occupation?' The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.' The accountant baulks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.' The woman says, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.' 'No, that is still too crude. Try again.' They both think for a minute, then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?' 'Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!'