What do you do for a living?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Jan 11, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'

    He gets her name, address and social security number and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'

    The woman replies, 'I'm a whore.'

    The accountant baulks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.'

    The woman says, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.'

    'No, that is still too crude. Try again.'

    They both think for a minute, then the woman says, 'I'm a chicken farmer.'

    The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?'

    'Well, I raised over 5000 cocks last year!'