Whales

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 7, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

    The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to eat a human because even though it was a very large mammal it wouldn't be able to swallow a human.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
     
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  3. unknownsoul

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    Nice... Everyone at the office is cracking up on that one...
     
  4. HAHAHAH deadly man keep up the funny jokes that was good lol
     
  5. ZeroHour

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