We all know one of these

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Erbmaster, Jun 26, 2003.

  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

    Middle Of Nowhere - UK
    A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Saab 9000 advanced out of the dust cloud towards him.
    The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd,
    "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

    The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."

    The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he
    called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."

    "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.

    Then the shepherd says: " If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"

    "OK, why not." answered the young man.

    "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.

    "That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
    " Well" answers the shepherd.
    "You turned up here although nobody called you.
    You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked,
    and you know f*ck all about my business.
    Now give me back my dog!!!"
  2. Un4gIvEn1

    Un4gIvEn1 Moderator

    HAHA... that's a good one
  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

    Los Angeles, CA.
    Very funny.
  4. Alex_is_Axel

    Alex_is_Axel .:: FTPAlex ::.

    Cheshire, United Kingdom
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    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  6. Don Fudleone

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