Ways to kill Cary Sherman

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Mr. Ass, Oct 19, 2003.

  1. Mr. Ass

    Mr. Ass Guest

    Heres some cool ways we can take out that communist RIAA *******!!

    -Fed through a branch/leaf shredder (or office paper shredder)
    -Trampling by thousands of tiny spongy feet
    -Asphyxiation on a twinkie
    -Bungee jumping with chord tied around neck
    -1000 RPM merry-go-round
    -Building sandcastles in a quicksand box
    -Dragged behind a school bus on a gravel road
    -Leg caught in elevator doors
    -Home lobotomy kit
    -Blown out a whales' ass.
    -Ripped limb from limb by a Wookie.

    Feel free to add to the list
     
  2. freightgod

    freightgod Confused and Bewildered

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    Would that be a major or a minor chord?

    Um, NTFS.org is a completely innapropriate place to discuss ways to kill people we don't like.
     
  3. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Re: Re: Ways to kill Cary Sherman

    La ( A ) Minor :p
     
  4. freightgod

    freightgod Confused and Bewildered

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    Sounds like somebody got a letter from the RIAA asking them to stop breaking the law...
     
  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Actually the RIAA stands for Capitalism, much more then it stands for Communism.

    File Sharing is far more "communistic" :)