Warning to male beer drinkers..!!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by AndrejX, Nov 2, 2002.

  1. AndrejX

    AndrejX Guest

    Yesterday scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men:

    1. Gained weight
    2. Talked excessively without making sense
    3. Became overly emotional
    4. Couldn't drive
    5. Failed to think rationally
    6. Argued over nothing
    7. Had to sit down while urinating
    8. And refused to apologize when obviously they were wrong.
  2. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    lol. You don't know the whole story. I know some guys that do that when they aren't drunk...
  3. wait. so is that just beer? or other things too???
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    Good one.