Warning - Tescos Scam

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Electronic Punk, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Do you shop at Tesco's? Read about the Nationwide scam!

    BE WARNED!
    I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.
    I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,
    as I have become a victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.
    This happened to me at Tesco in London and it could happen to you.
    Here's how the scam works:
    Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
    you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your
    windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling
    out of their skimpy t-shirts.
    It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
    they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.
    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having
    sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
    performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
    I had my wallet stolen last Thursday, Friday, Saturday, twice on Sunday, and again yesterday.
    BECAREFUL!
     
  2. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    ROFL. :p

    5 consecutive days
     
  3. bush dogg

    bush dogg OSNN Senior Addict Political User

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    Damn It I want some But I can’t find a Tesco’s in Kansas “****” I have to find one before they get caught. :laugh:
     
  4. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Is it wrong to post jokes outside the jokes section to catch people out? :p
     
  5. ThePatriot

    ThePatriot -=[BOHICA!]=- Political User

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    I dunno...is it wrong for me to now be looking into opening a few Tesco's in Pennsylvania? :lick: :D
     
  6. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    this is a serious problem guys, I have been through so many money clips I had to start buying plastic wallets instead.

    /very distressed
     
  7. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    I went to the local Wal-Mart hoping the scam was going on their too... no dice.
     
  8. bush dogg

    bush dogg OSNN Senior Addict Political User

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    K-Mart, K-Mart!!!

    I found this scam is now happening at K-Mart, lost three wallets already this morning now off to Wal-mart to get more wallets then find another K-Mart/ Me very Happy. :smoker:

    GOOD LUCK ALL!