Walmart Women

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Tittles, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!

    "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!

    The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?"

    She explains the situation with the toaster.

    He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

    "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"

    In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are saying you that?"

    In a huff, the woman says,

    "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
     
  2. i didn't find it that funny... sorry :S
     
  3. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol...hey we all dont find things funny. I dont find some of the jokes that zero posts funny but hey what can u do.
     
  4. toretto

    toretto Mentally Absent

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    i thought it was a riot, i laughed.
     
  5. tdinc

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    :p tittle that was good
     
  6. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    he must have copied it, it was too funny, as well as no obvious mistakes :p
     
  7. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    henyman's jokes are always funny.

    I've yet to see tittlebitties tell a funny joke :p
     
  8. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    ehhh...what can u do. I have yet to see the Olsen Twins admit they do coccaine but that prob wont happend so dont expect me to tell a funny joke :p.

    as for you heny. Yes i did copy it :)