Wailing wall.

Discussion in 'Desktop Customisation' started by Kirrie2001, Aug 26, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    :D Subject: HYSTERICA

    A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau has an apartment overlooking
    the Western Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an oldbearded
    Jewish man praying vigorously.
    Certain he would be a good interview subject, the journalist goes down to the Wall, and introduces herself to the old man.
    She asks, "You come every day to the Wall. Sir, how long have you done that, and what are you praying for?"
    The old man replies, "I have come here to pray every day for 25 years.
    In the morning I pray for world peace and for the brotherhood of man. I go home
    have a cup of tea, and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth.
    And very, very, important, I pray for peace and understanding between the Israelis and Palestinians."
    The journalist is impressed. "How does it make you feel to come here every day for 25 years and pray for these wonderful things?" she asks.

    The old man replies, calmly, "Like I'm talking to a f*****g wall.
     
  2. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    lol, thats nice.

    Come to see the xpirience for your self, come to ISREAL!!!

    (not an oficial bural of turissim spokesman, if you die I'm not to blame, if you get kidnaped i'm not to blame, if yuo get stoned ((not in the good way)) im not to blame, if I Kidnap ,stone and kill you - THEN - I'm to blame)
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Better yet, You come to America.

    Then you can get *STONED* the good way. :D
     
  4. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    Ha ha ha ha ha
    nice 1 gonaads
    UK is the place to be (decriminalized)

    :p
     
  5. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    ISREAL RULLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

    I cant live in america , englend- maybe, but not in a place where if I say F*** infront of 3 people I'l get Sued
     
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Of course you will. You have to phrase it differently, ie... F*** You, F***in Bit**, F***in A**hole, F***in Shi*, F***in Pri**, etc...

    Got it? :D
     
  7. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    ohhhhhhhhh, i get it.

    what about Sh**in F*** ?
     
  8. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Yeah, It can be used that way also.

    But it sounds better as Shi* F***er. :p