in honor of zero hour a Poodle, a Basset Hound and a Great Dane are at the vets office. The poodle says "my owner is very old and can't see that well anymore, and I have just been diagnosed with cancer so she's going to put me to sleep." The Basset Hound says "my owners have been a family for 17 years, but the kids are all grown up now and my arthritis makes it hurt to walk. So I too will be put to sleep." The Great Dane says "well my owner is a supermodel, yesterday she was walking around naked and instinct took over." The Poodle and the Bassset Hound in unison ask "she's going to have you put to sleep?" "Oh no, I'm just here to get my nails cut."