Upcoming classes for men

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults - Sign-up by
    May 31 st
    NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each
    course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

    TOPIC 1
    HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
    Step by step, with slide presentation.

    TOPIC 2
    THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Round table discussion.

    TOPIC 3
    IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND
    AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
    Group Practice.

    TOPIC 4
    FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
    Pictures and explanatory graphics.


    TOPIC 5
    AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
    THE KITCHEN SINK?
    Examples on Video.

    TOPIC 6
    LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
    Help line support and support groups.

    TOPIC 7
    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
    INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
    Open forum.

    TOPIC 8
    HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
    Graphics and audio tape.

    TOPIC 9
    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
    Real life testimonials.

    TOPIC 10
    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation.

    TOPIC 11
    LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
    Online classes and role playing.

    TOPIC 12
    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
    Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

    TOPIC 13
    HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES,
    OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
    Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

    TOPIC 14
    CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
    Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong
    so that they can be easily found.


    Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any survivors.
     
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    TOPIC 11
    LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
    Online classes and role playing.

    :p
     
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    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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  4. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    TOPIC 11
    LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
    Online classes and role playing.

    Muwhahaha, that's perfect.
     
  5. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    Well if she could parallel park we wouldn't have to!!!:)