Two Dwarves

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Apr 19, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Two Dwarves

    Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

    The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.

    In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

    The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get it up, if you know what I mean."

    The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" he asked. "I couldn't even jump up on the bed!"
     
  2. good one.
     
  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    he he he he

    :p :p :p
     
  4. slimboyfat

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  5. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    ahahahahah :D



    -Bert
     
  6. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    .... poor little guys :p
     
  7. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    haha, very good joke!
     
  8. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Thanks lol