True Story

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  1. Erbmaster

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    I’ve been told that this is a true story. (Don't shoot the messenger ;) )


    Scientists at UK based Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to
    launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners,
    and military jets, all travelling at maximum velocity.
    The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of
    collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of
    the windshields.

    American engineers heard about the gun and were eager
    to test it on the windshields of their new high speed
    trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to
    the American engineers.

    When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as
    the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the
    shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens,
    blasted through the control console, snapped the
    engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the
    back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

    The horrified Americans sent Rolls Royce the disastrous
    results of the experiment, along with the designs of
    the windshield and begged the British scientists for
    suggestions.
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    > Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
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    > "Defrost the chicken."
     
  2. MdSalih

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    heard it before.. was quite funny the first time around :)

    MdSalih
     
  3. gonaads

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    Frozen food will kill ya. :D
     
  4. Erbmaster

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    So it is a true story!!??!!
     
  5. Dont think its a true story. Doesnt seem logical that people who put people in space forget to defrost a chicken before shooting it, lol.

    But it was quite funny the first time I heard it.
     
  6. Erbmaster

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    roflmao
    You equate America with logic... :rolleyes:

    Her, yes, her there in your sig...... She's fine :D :cool:
     
  7. lol, it just doesnt seem like someone will actually do it.. its just... DUMB and funny.


    Her name is Kelly Brook and hell yeah shes fine.
     
  8. Erbmaster

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    Man!!! That's Kelly... Didn't recognise her :eek:
    I'm dissapointed in myself.....bad boy....back in yer box....no biscuit ;) :D
    She is fine!!!! The best thing us brits have exported in a while......(other than chicken firing guns lol)
     
  9. lol, dont forget Katie Price ("Jordan")
     
  10. Erbmaster

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    WHAT!!!! :eek: :eek:

    Jordan & Kelly Brooks aren't even in the same ballpark!!!!
    Kelly = Fine English rose with the sweetest bouquet and well defined petals ;)
    Jordan = press hungry bloated slapper who frequents lamposts as a social meeting place.

    Hang your head in shame for even quoting them in the same vein.:mad: ;)


    Oh and one more thing (or a couple of points :rolleyes: ) for the uninitiated. Kelly's are real....Jordan's well there ain't much of her that's her own lol
     
  11. I didnt try to compare the two. Ill take Kelly Brook over Jordan anytime.