Trouble Family problems

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

    One of them kept complaining of family problems.

    Finally, the other man said:
    "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."

    "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter.
    We got married and got myself a stepdaughter.
    Later, my father married my stepdaughter.
    That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother.
    And my father became my stepson.
    Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law".

    "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
    This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son.
    But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
    That made me the grand-father of my half-brother."

    "This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
    This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

    "And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"

    - Lisa

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  2. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

    Maidenhead, Berkshire, UK
    Uhm... can someone unravel that please? I just tied my brain in a knot :p