Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Tuffgong4, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. Tuffgong4

    Tuffgong4 The Donger Need Food!!!! Political User

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    By David Letterman

    10. The cucumber has left the salad.

    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

    7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

    6. Elvis is leaving the building.

    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.


    And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....


    1.I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
     
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  2. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    Good stuff :D
     
  3. ~bk

    ~bk I Political User

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    Haha! No.2 is just hilarious! :laugh:
     
  4. suicide_pact

    suicide_pact ---pro a.v. geek

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    Pretty funyy. Esp. 2 & 4.
     
  5. 7 & 5 are funny loool
     
  6. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    I agree with u boy.
     
  7. n0d3

    n0d3 the 4um stalker

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    wow... i'm enlightened.. those are awesome