Top 20 programers excuses

[Khayman]

The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:


20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don't work:
1. "It works on my machine."




Number 1 is my all time favourite, there isn't a day goes by I don;y use this one

 

[chadmercer]

lol. another good one

 

[2z]

sweet
LOL

 

[Henyman]

u forgot "try reinstaling window's"

the number of times i've heard the easy option...

 

[dabomb]

Originally posted by henyman
u forgot "try reinstaling window's"

hit it on the nail, i get that said to me alot of the time, its a p**s take

 

[Geffy]

Henyman, nice sig

 

[Henyman]

i have 2 confess i didn't make the sig, thanx xsivforce. i'm goin 2 fix it l8er when i get bk from skool so it don't have a white background.