Top 10 things that sound dirty but aint

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  1. ZeroHour

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    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM,ARE NOT:

    10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    9. He is one hard judge.
    8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
    7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
    6 Is it a penal offence?
    5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
    4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
    3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
    2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't
    1. Think you can get me off??

    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE,ARE NOT:

    10. I need to whip it out by 5.
    9. Mind if I use your laptop?
    8. Just stick it in my box.
    7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
    6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
    5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
    4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.
    3. It's an entry-level position.
    2. When do you think you'll be getting off today.

    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't
    1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT:

    10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
    9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
    8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
    7. Look at the size of his putter.
    6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
    5. Mind if I join your threesome?
    4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
    3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!
    2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't

    1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!