Top 10 signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker

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  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.​
    9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.​
    8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.​
    7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.​
    6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.​
    5. Mumbled, "Oh, uh-pleeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"​
    4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.​
    3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons​
    2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."​
    1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk.​
     
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  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

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  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    LOL... that's funny. :p
     
  5. Bootsy

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    hehe good post
     
  6. NetRyder

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    Hahaha, nice one [​IMG]
     
  7. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    heh, lets see you use your visa now.... :p
     
  8. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    So I take u guys are glad I be back? :)
    More maddness to come tomorrow :D
     
  9. Geffy

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    wewt
     
  10. dreamliner77

    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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    needed some more jokes Zero