Top 10 Reasons to Buy a Pentium - Time for friday madness :D

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    10. Your current computer is too accurate

    9. You want to get into the guinness book as "owner of most expensive paperweight"

    8. Math errors add zest to life

    7. You need an alibi for the I.R.S.

    6. You want to see what all the fuss is about

    5. You've always wondered what it would be like to be a plaintiff

    4. The "Intel Inside" logo matches your decor perfectly

    3. You no longer have to worry about your cpu overheating

    2. You got a great deal from JPL

    and the #1 reason to buy a pentium machine:

    1. It'll probably work
  2. ElementalDragon

    ElementalDragon The One and Only

    Lehighton, PA
    ......."Warning: Flaming Imminent!!! Seek high ground immediately!!!"

    *twiddles thumbs in wait...*
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    he he he

    *gets on fire clothes*