Top 10 Reasons to Buy a Pentium - Time for friday madness :D

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10. Your current computer is too accurate



9. You want to get into the guinness book as "owner of most expensive paperweight"

8. Math errors add zest to life

7. You need an alibi for the I.R.S.

6. You want to see what all the fuss is about

5. You've always wondered what it would be like to be a plaintiff

4. The "Intel Inside" logo matches your decor perfectly

3. You no longer have to worry about your cpu overheating

2. You got a great deal from JPL

and the #1 reason to buy a pentium machine:

1. It'll probably work
 
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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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