Too short

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    A guy pulls a prostitue and goes home with her. She strips off and jumps into bed.
    The guy stands at the foot of the bed, still fully dressed, just staring at her.
    She says to him, "Come on , what are you waiting for?"
    He says, " I can`t do it, I`m too short".
    She says, "Don`t worry, height is no problem, come and enjoy yourself".
    He half strips off, then stands staring again.
    "Now what?" she exclaims.
    "No" he replies, "I`m too short, I would be no good".
    "For God sake, stop worrying about your height, and get into bed" she replies.
    So the guy strips off completely.
    She looks at him standing there naked, then cries out, "My God, you have no testicles".
    He replies, "I told you I was two short"
     
  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    LMAO - but somehow I expected that from you Kirrie;)
     
  3. lol, sux to be that guy though
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    :eek:

    That was pretty good...
     
  5. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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    lol yea it was
     
  6. Shrek

    Shrek Kenya believe it...

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    LMAO that was good :D
     
  7. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    hehehehehehe :D :D :D LMAO...
     
  8. Bman

    Bman OSNN Veteran Original

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    LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :p