HAPPILY TOGETHER AGAIN! Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!) She gets married and has17 children...and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later...and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last...they're finally together." A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?" "No," the priest says politely, "I mean her LEGS."