To all those who are Xp-erience employees

*walks in, checks Jewelzz pulse, still alive good*


*walks up to bar, whips out platinum/gold/silver plated credit card'


"Oh, its free. OK then."

*Puts card away, presses button gently*

"This Beer is free, whahooo"


*gets mildly CuNteD, and sits down*
 
Originally posted by gtgarside
*walks in, checks Jewelzz pulse, still alive good*


*walks up to bar, whips out platinum/gold/silver plated credit card'


"Oh, its free. OK then."

*Puts card away, presses button gently*

"This Beer is free, whahooo"


*gets mildly CuNteD, and sits down*

Hi punisher, hic

Come bin for some heer yave hou *Belch*

Do you think shou yould be sitting on jewelzzzzzz
 
*hick*

oh sorry jewelzz

*stand up, sways, falls over again*

thinks *good thing the floor is padded that could have hurt*

Another round on me mister occifer.

*splash, gets covered in beer*

Oh this gace is pleat, where else yan cou bet drenched in geer

*hick*
 
*rigs pipe up to machine nozzle, puts chewing cum on switch holding it in, puts pipe in mouth*

yar ooo pisst ? I might av to awwest oo
 
dunt awwest me occicer, i ist not p*hick*ist.

I is goin t' get t'keg, wan sum misser bytes
 
Well now that da bar is open i can get down 2 bein da town drunk errrrr......hik!!
 
You, Mr Sparks, a qualified electrician, are charged with assault and battery, and have been found guilty as charged.
I sentence you to 30 days in a dry cell. It would have been longer, but you are a terminal case, and have a negative outlook on life, you are flash, and are a positive menace to sobriety. :confused:
 
Silent Bob. You are all drunk, and so am I. Its that WD40 we `ve been drinking.

All ye who would gain unauthorised ingress to this edifice, whether with felonious intent or not, shall surely perish.
As we do not consider our Physiognomy reliable.
 
Me and Lightwave are the resident djs, tho we may have specila guest djs if we can afford them :p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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