Tips for Husbands

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    Tips for Husbands

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
  2. scriptasylum

    scriptasylum Moderator

    Des Moines,IA
    ROFL!!! So true! Nothing gets a smile on my wife's face faster than greenbacks when she's grouchy!
  3. the milkman

    the milkman OSNN Junior Addict

    leicester england
    my reply is
    yes dear your right as all ways darling
    my mistake for getting it wrong :)