Tips for Husbands

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Dec 18, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Tips for Husbands


    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.
     
  2. scriptasylum

    scriptasylum Moderator

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    ROFL!!! So true! Nothing gets a smile on my wife's face faster than greenbacks when she's grouchy!
     
  3. the milkman

    the milkman OSNN Junior Addict

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    my reply is
    yes dear your right as all ways darling
    my mistake for getting it wrong :)