Three Vampires Walk Inot a Bar...

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  1. kcnychief

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    Three Vampires Walk Into a Bar...

    Of all people, my fiancee actually told me this one....



    Three Vampires walk into a bar and have a seat, ready to get a drink.

    Bartender: Hey fellas, what can I get you?
    Vampire1: I will have a shot of blood please
    Vampire2: I will have a pint of blood
    Bartender (to Vampire3): And you?
    Vampire3: I will have a cup of hot water
    Bartender: What will you do with the hot water?
    Vampire3: I have a tampon, I want to make a cup of tea

    :p
     
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2006
  2. X-Istence

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    I don't know if this is appropriate or not.
     
  3. kcnychief

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    Edited slightly, sorry about that :eek:
     
  4. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    and what exactly is wrong with the edited word? You dont walknito the store to buy tam**n's do you? you see the full word. If you have an issue with it you are serioulsy troubled.
     
  5. kcnychief

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    Good point, but only edited because I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to begin with :rolleyes:
     
  6. bobsalot

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    100% foul but also very funny indeed.