Three Vampires Walk Inot a Bar...

[kcnychief]

Three Vampires Walk Into a Bar...

Of all people, my fiancee actually told me this one....



Three Vampires walk into a bar and have a seat, ready to get a drink.

Bartender: Hey fellas, what can I get you?
Vampire1: I will have a shot of blood please
Vampire2: I will have a pint of blood
Bartender (to Vampire3): And you?
Vampire3: I will have a cup of hot water
Bartender: What will you do with the hot water?
Vampire3: I have a tampon, I want to make a cup of tea

 

[X-Istence]

I don't know if this is appropriate or not.

 

[kcnychief]

Edited slightly, sorry about that

 

[LordOfLA]

and what exactly is wrong with the edited word? You dont walknito the store to buy tam**n's do you? you see the full word. If you have an issue with it you are serioulsy troubled.

 

[kcnychief]

Good point, but only edited because I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to begin with

 

[bobsalot]

100% foul but also very funny indeed.