Three coins in the toilet???

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    I don`t understand!


    THREE COINS IN THE TOILET

    The middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited Dr. Zamor.
    "Come now," coaxed the gynaecologist, "you've been seeing me for years!
    There's nothing you can't tell me."
    "This one's kind of strange."
    "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor assured her.
    "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and I heard a plink-plink in the toilet; when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
    "I see."
    "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
    "Uh-huh."
    "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning, doctor, there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong," she implored,
    "I'm scared out of my wits!"

    The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
    "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about. You're simply going
    through your change."
     
  2. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    :D
    funny
    :p :p :p
     
  3. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Time to get your hands dirty Kirrie2001. :p
     
  4. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    that was good !