Things Not To Say During Childbirth...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Jan 11, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    Yep, sometimes us men can be nasty! LOL
    • Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
    • Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
    • I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.
    • If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.
    • That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?
    • When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
    • You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
    • This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.
    • Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
    • Stop your swearing and just breathe.
    • Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.
    • Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator