The Typewriter

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Henyman, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User


    A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to
    indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting
    their children in on it. They decided on the word

    One day the husband told his five year old daughter,
    "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."

    The child told her mother what her dad said and her mom
    responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter
    right now because there is a red ribbon in the
    typewriter." The child went back to tell her father
    what mommy said.

    A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy
    that he can type that letter now."

    The child told her father, returned to her mother and
    announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter,
    he already wrote the letter by hand."
  2. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    tsk tsk tsk Henyman. bad :p :p
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  4. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
  5. XPletive

    XPletive bbbb-ring...

    Along the same line....:

    A husband and wife decide to use "washing machine" as the
    code word for sex to protect their children's virgin ears.

    At about midnight, the husband awakes, shakes the wife
    awake and whispers "washing machine!" The wife says
    "not now, I'm too tired!" The husband manages to get back
    to sleep, only to wake up again at 3:00 AM. Again he wakes
    up his wife, pleading "washing machine! washing machine!",
    but the wife turns him down cold.

    At 9:00 AM the wife wakes the husband, and whispers
    "washing machine" in his ear. He looks into her eyes
    and says "small load, did it by hand."

  6. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LMAO....good one henyman..:D

    It`s commonly known as "The Portugese Hand Pump."