The Shipwreck

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by funky dredd, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
    shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island.

    After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to
    the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular
    evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
    the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better
    to the redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his
    arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely
    until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep. After
    that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
    together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
    shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the
    most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a
    pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed
    her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough,
    they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was
    another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
    gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings"
    again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
    leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

    "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

    :D
     
  2. xaxaxa. lol. that's a good one. being too long on an island alone affects your brain maybe?
     
  3. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    Oh man. Poor sheep. Poor lady. Poor dog...well....maybe not poor dog...wonder if the lady's mind went off course too :p

    Great one Funky; I like.
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    I thought it was pretty funny!!
     
  5. Gary Pandher

    Gary Pandher Moderator

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    hahha
    nice one
    heheh
     
  6. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    I think I went to highschool with that 'neck.

    :)
     
  7. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    lol
    Did you know what his name was?