The Real secret to weight loss

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  1. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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  2. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    It is a diet where you can't eat chips and is therefore wrong.
     
  3. Perris Calderon

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    you could slice some spam up really really thin, pop that in teh microwave till it gets real crispy like

    then you have spam chips

    mmm mmm mmm

    now for a real treat, scoop out some raw spam, slop it on those spam chips, and you have a marvelous treat

    I call these "susi spam on spam chips"

    mmm mmm mmm

    perfect for the atkins diet
     
  4. X-Istence

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    Hahaha. The reason it works is that you eat one sided. You don't eat any carbs at all. My dad says if you do just the opposite and eat just carbs but none of the other stuff, the same thing would happen.

    Now a diet i would like to try out, the Subway diet.
     
  5. Perris Calderon

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    the differance is that on the atkins diet, the mass you loose is much less muscke then on any other diet.


    atkins is sound if it's followed with the required monitoring using those keto sticks
     
  6. Lee

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    Two weeks you can only do the Atkins diet then you suffer from Kidney faliure.
     
  7. Evil Marge

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    Pffffffft diet's :rolleyes: If you exercise more you can eat what you like and as much as you like :D
     
  8. rushm001

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    True that!:p
     
  9. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Ain't that the truth :)
     
  10. Evil Marge

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    Yep,best thing i ever bought my treadmill.I can run for miles and miles and go nowhere :p
    Work off all those Mars Bars :D
     
  11. penguin

    penguin g0t r00t?

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    Woman should not follow the Atkins diet. It will mess with their hormones. Also, if you are on any type of high protein diet (i am talking to you marge ;) ) then you should drink a lot of water. Protein is hard on your kidneys.
     
  12. falconguard

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    So is ibuprofren, so what..you should be drinking water anyway,and lots of it. Milk is cool too.. i like milk.
     
  13. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    haha ;)
    Only things I eat are chicken and potato soup or ham sarnies.oh and mars bars :D
     
  14. rushm001

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    Not at the same time??:p
     
  15. VenomXt

    VenomXt Blame me for the RAZR's Folding Team

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    you like those fried mars bars marge? saw em on food network.
     
  16. Lee

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    Not tap water at least 8 litres of spring water.
     
  17. Evil Marge

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    Ewww no :eek: :p
     
  18. Evil Marge

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    Yuck,Mars Bars are sacred,they should only ever be dipped in coffee :D